Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Who isn't like Hilter - Part III

According to Jon Paine (who isn't like Thomas Paine), God is not like Hitler:
Check the math: Hitler killed 9 million jews in the concentration camps, didn't burn them til after they were dead so they felt no pain.

Biblegod on the other hand, intends to save a remnant of 144,000 according to Rev. 7:4 out of the entire humanity from beginning to end of the human age. (To make it easy, I'll just use the figure 5.4 million which is humanity upon the earth today.) By my calculation 1 percent will be redeemed and 99 percent barbecued forever (and it's gonna hurt). Forgot to give you the math: 144,000 divided by 5.4 billion is a fraction of 1 percent; ergo 99 percent to eternal fricasee.

Hitler is relatively a Saint in comparison to Biblegod, don't ya think?
I guess that only leaves one question, if Bush is not like Hitler, and God is not like Hitler, then is Bush like God? (Proof one - God appeared to Moses as a burning bush!!)

3 Comments:

Blogger Qahal said...

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3:16 PM  
Blogger Qahal said...

So the Jehovah's Witnesses were right.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Ransom said...

It is less important who is right as long as Christianity is wrong.

3:29 PM  

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