Ransom's Greatest Fear

For those of us who are contemplating home-schooling our children, there is always that little nightmare hidden in the back of our minds. What if our child turns out like this:



But I think that the Ransom family can rest easy. Ransom, Jr., already has way more personality than this kid. And besides, your last name is nearly impossible to mispronounce.

Here he is in a much more comfortable setting: