Ten Commandments

I saw something similar to this in the Lincoln paper and thought it was a joke. I guess it is for real.

The Nuge

If you checked Drudge today, then you would have seen this, but I didn't want to leave it to chance. This guy doesn't just write incredible songs and put on amazing live concerts, he is clearly a great editorial writer, too. I know that the Deubster is a huge Nugent fan.

P.S. For a really good time, click on the "click-2-listen" link just under the article's title.

Priests Love Cake

This is a funny commercial for DQ. I love that he smacks his lips at the beginning.

An Attempt To Regain Our Dignity

This is the best article I have read in a long time. Enjoy.

Imagine that instead of "verbing" Calvin was talking about our crybaby culture. I think we have officially made language a complete impediment to understanding.

I am uneasy, but I cant look away

Ransom's Greatest Fear

For those of us who are contemplating home-schooling our children, there is always that little nightmare hidden in the back of our minds. What if our child turns out like this:



But I think that the Ransom family can rest easy. Ransom, Jr., already has way more personality than this kid. And besides, your last name is nearly impossible to mispronounce.

Here he is in a much more comfortable setting:

More Favorites

This commercial captures two other favorites. One old, one new. The new favorite is soccer. The old favorite, well...



Candy bars!! What were you thinking?

P.S. This video is also a partial metaphor for me on this blog of late. Yeesh.

My Favorite Band on My Favorite Show

Reasons why this is my favorite show: Example 1) About 2:00 minutes in, check out the model's face when she open's up the $750,000 case. Priceless.

2) Everytime the contestant says, "No deal," they are turning away free money, mostly because they either think they deserve more money or because they somehow think they can earn more money.

3) About 6:00 minutes in, the contestant, as they almost always do, defers to the judgment of their family and friends. The result is always the same.

Reasons why Hanson is my favorite band: 1) 1:00 in, They take risks. These guy are no panzies, despite how high they can sing.

2) 5:00 in, Howie says, "$35,000 to anybody is very serious money!" Except for Hanson. They rake in that kind of money in the time it takes you to say mmmbop. They spend that much on a roll of toilet paper.

3) 1:00 in, These guy perform what is arguably the greatest pop song of all time, composed when they were younger than Mozart when he composed his first musical piece, and they do it on a moment's notice. Oh, and in case you didn't notice, there are no instruments either. It is absolutely scrumtrulescent.

4) 4:00 minutes in. Howie says, "$83,000 is a huge amount of money." Again, except to Hanson. Look how indifferent they are. They just made twice that for having to listen to Howie's stupid stalling methods.

Now I realize that I just brought this blog's rep down a notch, but I refuse to hide my love of these two great American wonders. And the fact that they came together for one glorious night of entertainment is something that the world needs to know.