Indisputable Science

This is a bold statement from the Evening Sun:

it is a scientific fact that no person, regardless of size or tolerance, can stay sober after consuming two 40-ounce malt beverages

I can think of many immediate problems with this statement (e.g., what timeframe are we talking about), but I am certain that my friends and I disproved this scientific fact many, many times back in college. If only we would have focused on gravity instead of King Cobra, we could have had some real fun.

Then again, this scientific fact is as acurate as anything else we call indisputable science today. Pick another topic instead of intoxication--global warming comes to immediately to mind--and think of how many times we read and accept such statements.