Pet Peeve

Alright, time to get back to actual work. Let's start with something light. I can't stand stories that try to make us believe that predatorial species are interacting with each other in friendly and totally unnatural ways. (I'm certain that Ransom's distrust of child-friendly (much like the Masons) Disney draws in large part from their unnatural propaganda called the Fox and the Hound)

"This is unusual and would never happen in the wild," said zoo keeper Sri Suwarni, bottle-feeding a baby chimp on Wednesday. "Like human babies, they only want to play."

"LIKE HUMAN BABIES"???? Are you serious. They are not like human babies, but I know that this article exists because that is what we are supposed to believe.

"When the time comes, they will have to be separated. It's sad, but we cant' change their natural behavior," she said. "Tigers start eating meat when they are three months old."

In other words, this story is worthless and certainly shouldn't qualify as news. Its cute for sure, but I will absolutely enjoy the sweet comfort of inevitability when the follow up story breaks, "Orangutan missing. Friend, Tiger, found picking teeth with twig."